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These are some lies we made up about Cross.
The martian commander of a flying saucer has every now and then been observed by Buzzard Bay hollowing out a gap.
The spirit of a waitress is from time to time seen gazing across Beech Island Bay late in the night.
A space alien from the Moon has allegedly been observed on a small number of instances gazing at the view from the highest spot of Nelson Hill at night.
Thumbelina may every now and then be made out searching through trash container on a Cross avenue.
The spirit of an aged Indian chief has repeatedly been noticed at Black Creek around midnight hurling rocks into the flowing water. In any case, this is a horrible ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A pitch black snake that shape-shifted into a woman is regularly noticed on a Cross street late at night. Regardless of what, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that should be let alone.
A massive kinkajou is known to have been perceived on several instances hovering in the air like a blimp in Cross.
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Ghost Sightings From Cross
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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