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These are some lies we made up about Coward.
A fluorescent human shape has regularly been made out flying across Cox Bay late in the night. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a nasty ghost that should be avoided.
A gigantic eland is frequently witnessed glugging down milk by Bay Branch.
An alien from space has been said to have been observed on many instances in Lynches River State Park after midnight smoking a cigar.
The spirit of a young-looking guy wearing a jacket can often be perceived struggling to deposit a corpse in Alligator Bay before sunrise. If you talk to the locals, this ghost may be a famous past inhabitant of Coward.
A decapitated gentleman can be made out time and again by a person hunting in a forest outside Coward.
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Ghost Sightings From Coward
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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