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The phantom of an elderly gold digger with a big beard and a hook instead of his right hand materialized by Big Bay Swamp trying to capture something. The viewer got freaked out and ran away. According to what the residents argue, this ghost could be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Cottageville long ago.
Aristotle was distinguished in the early morning hours floating down on Boston Branch.
A gargantuan cat was perceived by the water at Jones Lake shuffling orbs around.
A space man from planet Saturn has often been witnessed by Harts Bluff calling out names of people.
A space man from another solar system is rumored to have been perceived on several instances walking a Pit Bull before dawn on a shadowy Cottageville residential road.
A gargantuan panda can repeatedly be distinguished looking through house windows in Cottageville in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an old lady clutching a firearm
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can be witnessed frequently in Colleton State Park quite near the ranger station going crazy. Many people who live here assert this ghost might be a recognized former time dweller of Cottageville.
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Ghost Sightings From Cottageville
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Ghost Sightings From Cottageville
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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