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The phantom of an aged sorceress was noticed wandering next to a wild road in close proximity to Cordova. The ghost did not mind that there was someone other in attendance.
A massive musk deer has repeatedly been seen dragging a dead body through some bushes in Amelia Street Historic District around midnight.
A female's body having a horse's head is rumored to have been spotted on many instances throwing pebbles into the water at Anderson Branch before dawn. Lots of residents declare this ghost is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Cordova local. Any which way, it unquestionably is a terrifying ghost that should be avoided.
A fairly decomposed human body can repeatedly be seen relaxing on a sofa in a flat near Cordova. Residents here who have spotted this ghost argue this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Cordova a long time ago.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship may be
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seen very often in the rear seat of a Nissan by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn has once in a while been seen in Congaree Swamp National Monument quite near the ranger station shouting.
An ET from another planet is once in a while noticed looking by the entrance to Barnwell State Park.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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