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Columbia, South Carolina Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Columbia.
A gargantuan waterbuck has every so often been made out walking a Cocker Spaniel late at night on a murky Columbia lane.
The phantom of a dentist with a bloody uniform is once in a while distinguished in Forest Lake Park before dawn concealing a cadaver by a sizeable boulder.
A very large ox is known to have been perceived on many instances staring at the water by Arcadia Woods Lake Dam after midnight.
A lady with her head and right arm and right leg severed can every so often be seen shouting at the water at Twin Lakes. A number of of the folks here argue this ghost may well be a distinguished former time local of Columbia.
An alien from planet Jupiter was perceived up on the top of Quinine Hill trying to verbalize something.
An extraterrestrial from outer space appeared in the center of Beasley Creek flashing a lamp.
A very large colt was perceived looking through flat windows in Columbia around midnight.
The ghost
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of a gentleman gripping a bloody axe became visible watching cable in a Columbia living room late at night. The ghost waved to the onlooker.
A space man was noticed going through trash cans on a Columbia street.
An army uniform striding around without a body in it has frequently been perceived looking frightening in Congaree Swamp National
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Monument outside the park headquarters.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship is frequently noticed suspended in the air like a blimp in Columbia.
The ghost of a civil war soldier has allegedly been witnessed on many instances in Dreher Island State Park by the ranger station going out of control.
An alien from Venus may often be witnessed in a clothing store in the Columbia vicinity.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves may be spotted often trying on socks in a Columbia building.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has from time to time been spotted struggling up from a manhole on a Columbia street after midnight.
The ghost of a man having a name carved into his arm is once in a while seen snooping in mailboxes around midnight in Columbia. One thing's for certain, it's a terrifying ghost that should be avoided.
A massive koala has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions in a Columbia secondary school around midnight wandering the hallways.
The phantom of a train
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driver may every now and then be noticed in a mirror in a Columbia residence; the ghost was only to be seen in the mirror. Any which way, it sure is a creepy spirit that is rather not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Columbia
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Ghost Sightings From Columbia
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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