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An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has been said to have been perceived on frequent occasions in a secluded zone right next door to Clover.
A huge gopher can every now and then be noticed looking at the vista from the top of Barnett Mountain at the stroke of midnight.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object has frequently been made out standing alongside a shady highway near Clover.
An alien from planet Neptune is regularly observed mailing a package at a Clover post office.
The spirit of a youthful air force pilot is known to have been perceived on a few occasions dragging a corpse from the ice cold water of Ferguson Branch at the stroke of midnight. One of the locals confidently declares that this phantom is that of a person who had a home here in Clover a long time ago.
A gargantuan ground hog may repeatedly be spotted destroying a picture at Gullers Lake Dam late at night.
An extremely large hyena has occasionally been
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spotted drinking gas from a fuel pump at a gas station in Clover.
An ET from another world is once in a while made out right by the entrance to Crowders Mountain State Park eating a steak.
An ET is known to have been noticed on one or two occasions walking a Cocker Spaniel on a dark night on a shady Clover residential street.
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female with a sea-green face may every so often be witnessed staring through building windows in Clover at night. Several of the locals allege this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy people who are fearless enough to disturb the quiet in Clover.
A Triceratops was distinguished watching shows in a Clover living room late at night.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world became visible on a Clover road on a dark night.
A gentleman with a machete in his head was seen hovering in the air like a blimp in Clover. The phantom spoke of revenging a killing. According to the people who live here, this ghost can be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Clover many years ago.
A gentleman's body with the head of a goat showed up in a convenience store in the Clover neighborhood. The witness was terrified and ran off. In any event, this spirit sure is terrifying; one that any sane person would not want to run into.
A huge chinchilla was perceived climbing up from a storm drain on a
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Clover street late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Clover
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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