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These are some lies we made up about Clinton.
A space man has sometimes been perceived in Clinton Commercial Historic District in the early morning hours staring.
A lady with the head of a devil is known to have been made out on a handful of instances going through trash cans on a Clinton avenue. In any event, this is an unsympathetic ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to meet.
The ghost of a man having half his head gone may occasionally be spotted attempting to snatch something at Duncan Creek WCD Dam Number Eight in the early morning hours before sunrise. A number of of those who live here say this spirit takes pleasure in startling unwise folks who come trying to locate spirits in Clinton.
An Allosaurus was seen drifting along Beards Fork Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A giant coati appeared hovering in the air like a cloud in Clinton.
An martian tourist from space was distinguished in a grocery store in the Clinton vicinity.
A beheaded woman came into sight
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on the peak of Birds Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the sight. The ghost spoke of revenging a homicide. It has been alleged that this exact phantom may be a renowned old days local of Clinton. Whatever folks express, it's a menacing ghost that should be let alone.
A space alien from the Moon was noticed trying
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on shoes in a Clinton building.
A massive wildcat was witnessed in Croft State Park right by the park headquarters howling at the observer to leave.
A huge woodchuck is frequently perceived snooping in mailboxes late at night in Clinton.
The spirit of an eleven foot tall huge guy is known to have been perceived on several occasions in a Clinton school late in the night strolling the halls.
The phantom of a lady having half her head lost may often be witnessed in a mirror in a Clinton trailer; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror.
A space man from another part of the galaxy may be distinguished frequently trying to locate a glove beneath a parked Honda in a Clinton parking lot before sunrise.
A massive alpaca has sometimes been perceived in a Clinton area shoe store, strolling the aisles.
A space man is occasionally spotted swallowing chlorine very late at night on a lawn in Clinton.
A minotaur has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of instances sitting at a coffee table
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in a Clinton home smoking a pipe.
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
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