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These are some lies we made up about Cleveland.
A bloodcurdling creature can be spotted frequently trying to find another ghost in Caesars Head State Park in the early morning hours. Based on what the local residents allege, this ghost enjoys scaring folks who are brave enough to disturb the silence in Cleveland.
A space man from another galaxy has once in a while been noticed walking a Poodle at midnight on a murky Cleveland lane.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer is from time to time observed looking through mobile home windows in Cleveland on a dark night.
A gigantic lizard has allegedly been spotted on several occasions glancing at the vista from the top of Beckworth Hill at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous marmoset may occasionally be witnessed fly fishing from the water's edge of Camp Burgess Glen Lake at midnight.
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Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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