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These are some lies we made up about Clemson.
An ET from Mars is from time to time distinguished seated in a chair in a house close to Clemson.
Issac Newton has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions dragging a cadaver across the dirt in Clemson University Historic District after midnight.
A colossal hare can now and then be made out in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
An extremely large chinchilla was perceived at the water at East Beach yelling.
A giant ibex came into view by Pickens Bend gazing.
Cinderella was noticed by a person hiking along a trail right next door to Clemson.
An alien from another solar system emerged resting in an armchair in a mobile home in Clemson.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief was witnessed thinking next to the shore at Issaqueena Lake. When the bystander appeared the ghost ran off.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft was made out pushing orbs around by
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Big Garvin Creek.
A huge puma has regularly been seen looking terrifying underneath a lamppost in Clemson.
A space alien from Venus is frequently witnessed staggering from apartment to apartment after midnight on a Clemson lane.
A space invader from another galaxy has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions by
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Hart State Park howling at the eye witness to be off.
An alien may frequently be noticed in Blue Ridge Parkway at the ranger station hurling bricks.
An alien traveler from another world can be perceived often rummaging around in the closet in the bedroom of a Clemson residence late in the night.
A space man from Jupiter has occasionally been seen looking at people in a Clemson apartment through a door crack.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady is occasionally spotted in a deserted place close to Clemson. One of the residents confidently alleges that this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Clemson.
Henry VIII has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions trying to get cars to stop beside a murky road in the vicinity of Clemson.
An enormous lynx has regularly been witnessed posting an envelope at a Clemson post office.
A black cat that transformed into a lady is rumored to have been made out on one or two instances downing regular unleaded from a fuel
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pump at a gasoline station in Clemson. Some people allege this ghost is the tormented spirit of an old Clemson local resident. In any case, it is certainly a creepy ghost that is preferably not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Clemson
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Ghost Sightings From Clemson
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
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