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These are some lies we made up about Clarks Hill.
An alien tourist from another planet may repeatedly be observed in the early morning hours floating along Bettys Branch.
The ghost of a destitute gentleman can be observed over and over again in Below Dam Recreation Area before dawn hiding a cadaver by a large rock. No matter what, it's a chilling ghost that you do not want to bump into on a dark night.
A centaur has sometimes been seen heaving pieces of wood on the shore of McManus Ponds.
A giant badger is sometimes noticed digging a crack up on the highest spot of Burks Mountain.
A space man from outer space has purportedly been distinguished on one or two instances at Columbia Land Corporation Lake Dam around midnight looking at the view.
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Ghost Sightings From Clarks Hill
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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