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These are some lies we made up about Chesterfield.
An alien from planet Jupiter showed up drifting down Abrams Creek at midnight.
A medusa was perceived before sunrise following a passing vehicle on a murky road in the neighborhood of Chesterfield.
A female's body having a donkey's head emerged in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night. The appearance of the viewer terrified the ghost who then vanished.
A huge bear was spotted cutting grass in the front yard of a residence in Chesterfield.
A space man from outer space has often been observed by a lady hunting in a forest near Chesterfield.
A moderately rotten human body is regularly witnessed resting on the floor in a trailer in Chesterfield. A man who lives here claims that this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Chesterfield resident.
A massive fox is known to have been distinguished on numerous instances in Morrow Mountain State Park quite near the park headquarters
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grasping a skull.
A very large gila monster may regularly be seen howling in Congaree Swamp National Monument outside the park headquarters.
The ghost of a planter sporting a worn hat can be noticed very often trying to articulate something next to a lamppost in Chesterfield.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial
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spacecraft has now and then been observed staggering from residence to residence late in the night on a Chesterfield road.
An alien from Mars is from time to time distinguished seated at the kitchen counter in a Chesterfield mobile home.
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Ghost Sightings From Chesterfield
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Ghost Sightings From Chesterfield
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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