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These are some lies we made up about Chester.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer was made out in Chester County Fairgrounds in the early morning hours burying a corpse by a large boulder.
Aristotle was witnessed trying to find a picture in the center of Bear Branch.
A gigantic cat has frequently been witnessed playing a melody on a harpsichord in a Chester home.
An alien from Jupiter is regularly perceived in a mirror in a Chester flat; the phantom was solely visible in the mirror.
A space alien from another galaxy is known to have been seen on numerous instances trying to find a photo under a parked Pontiac in a Chester parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very large wolf may frequently be perceived trying to find another ghost in the early morning hours before sunrise by a mailbox in Chester.
An extremely large coati has from time to time been witnessed sobbing right by Crowders Mountain State Park.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien
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spacecraft is from time to time seen wandering through a house in Chester.
An alien traveler from another world has supposedly been distinguished on frequent occasions near Congaree Swamp National Monument gazing.
An alien from Saturn may once in a while be witnessed riding on a mule along a road next to Chester.
An alien from
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another planet has frequently been observed staggering through a flat in close proximity to Chester.
The spirit of a young-looking gentleman dressed in a confederate uniform is regularly seen in a phone booth in Chester making a telephone call.
Little Red Riding Hood has purportedly been observed on frequent occasions pacing through a Chester area churchyard.
An extremely large duckbill may often be observed yelling names of people by a desolate road close to Chester at midnight.
The martian technician of a flying saucer may be perceived very frequently standing by a secluded highway near Chester.
The ghost of a hobo has every so often been observed mounted on a bicycle on a shady highway near Chester. Residents who have seen this ghost say this ghost could be a recognized past inhabitant of Chester.
The spirit of a young lady soaked in blood is from time to time perceived in a home in Chester. Local people say that this ghost is perhaps the undead ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Chester.
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da Gama has purportedly been perceived on numerous occasions striding along a desolate road in the vicinity of Chester.
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Ghost Sightings From Chester
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Ghost Sightings From Chester
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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