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Chesnee, South Carolina Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Chesnee.
A space invader from Venus has every now and then been made out sobbing in the middle of Dills Creek.
An alien from another solar system is sometimes perceived in a plastic boat on Hayes Lake staring.
A huge porpoise can sometimes be perceived walking by a secluded highway right next door to Chesnee.
A giant jerboa was noticed seated in a chair in a mobile home near Chesnee.
The martian captain of a UFO showed up before dawn rushing after a passing Chrysler on a gloomy road right next door to Chesnee.
Genghis Khan materialized in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a delivery man was noticed gardening in the side yard of a home in Chesnee. The bystander ran away immediately after she witnessed the ghost.
A man's body with the head of a raccoon was seen looking wrathfully at the observer at Lake James State Park. When
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the witness came into view the phantom ran off. One of the people who live here decisively claims that this ghost loves startling unwise folks who are fearless enough to upset the quiet in Chesnee.
A gigantic alpaca has often been spotted quite near Blue Ridge Parkway howling at the bystander to stay away.
A womanly form is frequently
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perceived having a seat on a stool in a mobile home in Chesnee.
An ET from planet Neptune has been said to have been observed on a few occasions heaving pebbles beside a streetlamp in Chesnee.
The phantom of a guy holding a sword may often be spotted browsing through the fridge in the kitchen of a Chesnee residence after midnight.
A cyclop has every so often been noticed seated at a table in a Chesnee building.
A huge armadillo is from time to time made out gazing at folks in a Chesnee residence through a door crack.
A sizeable frightening dragon has purportedly been seen on many instances waving to cars beside a shadowy road near Chesnee.
The ghost of a lady having names carved into her back may every now and then be observed sending a box at a Chesnee post office.
A gigantic bull is frequently spotted gulping unleaded from a pump at a gas station in Chesnee.
The ghost of a woman with a stiletto in her heart has purportedly been made out on several instances walking a Great Dane in the early
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morning hours on a dark Chesnee residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Chesnee
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Ghost Sightings From Chesnee
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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