|
| |
Cheraw, South Carolina Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Cheraw.
A huge lynx is from time to time made out sending a postcard at a Cheraw post office.
A huge ape is rumored to have been perceived on frequent occasions dragging a cadaver across the ground in Caston Park before dawn.
Count Dracula can now and then be distinguished gulping regular from a pump at a fueling station in Cheraw.
A colossal monkey has frequently been distinguished howling at the witness to stay away down near Gordons Falls at night.
A sizeable creepy ogre is regularly distinguished in Cheraw State Park near the park headquarters going mad.
A very large bighorn is known to have been noticed on many occasions floating along Bear Creek in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a woman with a stiletto in her heart may often be witnessed verbalizing into the night as if someone in addition was there. Whichever way, it's a chilling ghost that is rather not disturbed.
The spirit of a bound up female may be perceived
| |
|
often walking a Sheepdog around midnight on a gloomy Cheraw street. Lots of locals assert this ghost is perhaps the undeceased ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Cheraw.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy has once in a while been noticed peeking through building windows in Cheraw on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial
| |
| |
from another part of the galaxy is every so often seen watching shows in a Cheraw living room late in the night.
A woman gripping her head next to her arm has been perceived on a handful of occasions on a Cheraw avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien can from time to time be noticed suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Cheraw.
The ghost of a guy with half his head missing was seen in a clothing store in the Cheraw vicinity. The ghost reacted to the eye witness.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft emerged ascending out of a manhole on a Cheraw lane before sunrise.
An ET from Pluto was noticed poking around in mailboxes late at night in Cheraw.
The spirit of a youthful lady in a blood-splattered wedding dress was made out in a Cheraw highschool in the early morning hours wandering the halls. When the phantom was made out it faded away into the thin air.
A space man from another galaxy was spotted in a mirror in a Cheraw home; the spirit was exclusively
|
|
observable in the mirror.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Cheraw
Submit a lie about Cheraw, South Carolina:
Other untruthful towns near Cheraw, South Carolina:
Wallace, South Carolina, 4 miles away
Chesterfield, South Carolina, 13 miles away
Patrick, South Carolina, 14 miles away
Society Hill, South Carolina, 15 miles away
Bennettsville, South Carolina, 16 miles away
Hartsville, South Carolina, 22 miles away
Blenheim, South Carolina, 22 miles away
Darlington, South Carolina, 22 miles away
Tatum, South Carolina, 22 miles away
Mc Coll, South Carolina, 25 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
South Carolina
|
Ghost Sightings From Cheraw
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
MORE JOKES
|
