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These are some lies we made up about Charleston Afb.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has regularly been made out walking a Pit Bull at midnight on a dark Charleston Afb lane.
Snow White is frequently made out watching television in a Charleston Afb living room after midnight.
An alien from planet Mars has been said to have been witnessed on one or two occasions searching through trash cans on a Charleston Afb avenue.
A gigantic kitten can regularly be perceived talking into the air up on the apex of Windsor Hills.
A huge lemur may be witnessed frequently concealing a body by a sizeable rock in Bentley Park before dawn.
The Abominable Snowman has every now and then been distinguished trying to locate someone by Brickyard Creek.
A gigantic monkey is every now and then noticed laundering a blood-covered jacket in Silver Cup Spring before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Charleston Afb
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Ghost Sightings From Charleston Afb
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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