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These are some lies we made up about Charleston.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer has been said to have been seen on numerous instances strolling through a home near Charleston.
A female with a machete in her head may every now and then be noticed around midnight soaring across Accabee Flats.
The ghost of a young Indian fighter has often been perceived at a pay phone in Charleston using the phone. One of the local residents confidently declares that this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Charleston long ago. Regardless of what folks say, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
Vasco da Gama is known to have been witnessed on one or two instances down next to the water at Albemarle Point staring angrily at the witness.
A huge aardvark can frequently be seen in Cannon Park at the stroke of midnight dragging a corpse over rocks.
A space man from the Moon has every now and then been distinguished in a sail boat on Colonial
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Lake going crazy.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack grasping a big axe is once in a while noticed striding through a Charleston area churchyard. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a nasty ghost that is rather not upset.
A terrifying skeleton is known to have been observed on a small number of occasions at Ashley River late in the night
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hurling boulders into the current.
A space alien from another galaxy can every so often be observed downing blood from a cup by Daniel Island Bend.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft was observed by Bloody Dick Swamp having a piece of bread.
The Mothman showed up swallowing chlorine next to a wild highway close to Charleston at midnight.
A huge bat was seen standing by a wild road in the vicinity of Charleston.
A colossal gorilla showed up right by the entrance to Fort Moultrie National Monument conversing into the air.
An extraterrestrial explorer from deep space was spotted reading a pamphlet in Devils Fork State Park quite near the ranger station.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire has regularly been spotted in a residence in Charleston.
A glowing human character is repeatedly distinguished in a Charleston apartment. Anyway, it undeniably is a scary phantom that you wouldn't wish to come across before dawn.
The phantom of a young guy in a rain coat may regularly be seen strolling
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in the middle of a secluded road outside Charleston.
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Ghost Sightings From Charleston
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Ghost Sightings From Charleston
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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