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The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object may be distinguished very often at Lake Greenwood Buzzard Roost Dam in the early morning hours looking at the view.
A massive aoudad has from time to time been seen calling out names beside a deserted highway outside Chappells around midnight.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world is every now and then spotted appearing scary in the middle of Campbell Creek.
A space man from Jupiter has been said to have been perceived on one or two instances standing by a desolate highway outside Chappells.
A space man from space can once in a while be made out traveling on a moped on a gloomy road near Chappells.
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Ghost Sightings From Chappells
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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