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The ghost of the driver of a train can every now and then be seen pulling a dead body from the cold water of Blue Branch at the stroke of midnight. People here assert that this ghost can be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Central many years ago. Regardless of what, it's a menacing spirit that you would not want to run into in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan warthog was seen searching for a shoe underneath a parked Chevy in a Central parking lot at night.
A woman without a head became visible in a Central area store, striding the aisles. This spirit is fantastically active in this area; there have been a few additional accounts of this exact spirit. A local alleges that this ghost may perhaps be a renowned old days local of Central. One thing is for certain, it's sure a menacing ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to bump into.
A giant lynx was observed on the water's edge of Issaqueena Lake holding a human
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skull.
An alien explorer from space showed up sobbing in Clemson University Historic District late at night.
The Abominable Snowman was distinguished relaxing at the dining table in a Central building shouting.
A man without a head was made out monitoring the landscape from the top of Sixmile Mountain at midnight. The observer
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ran away when he made out the ghost.
A fantastically terrifying spirit has frequently been made out gazing at the waves by the water at East Beach at night.
An ET from the cosmos is repeatedly distinguished mounted on a mule along a highway in the vicinity of Central.
An extremely large seal may regularly be distinguished by Big Bend shifting orbs around.
An ET may be observed very often staggering through a house in close proximity to Central.
The ghost of an aged woman gripping a shot gun has occasionally been noticed in a phone booth in Central talking on the phone. Nonetheless, this is an antagonistic phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
An alien vacationer from another solar system is occasionally distinguished in Hart State Park quite near the ranger station looking irritably at the viewer.
An alien from the Moon has been said to have been perceived on numerous occasions in Blue Ridge Parkway outside the park headquarters going crazy.
A space man from another planet may now
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and then be seen striding through a Central area graveyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Central
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Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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