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These are some lies we made up about Centenary.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy was noticed late in the night glancing over Terrell Bay.
An extremely large puma is often spotted giving a conducted trip of Horseshoe Bend to a crowd of spirits at midnight.
A womanly character is known to have been observed on frequent instances flashing a lamp near The Falls late at night. If you listen to what the residents say, this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished yesteryear inhabitant of Centenary.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can regularly be spotted by Back Swamp reasoning.
The spirit of a lady with a pentagram etched into her leg has once in a while been observed shuffling orbs around in the middle of Collins Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Centenary
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Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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