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These are some lies we made up about Cayce.
An ET from another solar system can sometimes be observed at Broad River in the early morning hours throwing boulders into the stream.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship was made out by Columbia Power Plant Dam very late at night gazing at the water.
A colossal koala came into sight browsing through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Cayce trailer at midnight.
An extremely large lemur was distinguished in the early morning hours before sunrise creeping out of Hogobook Swamp soaked in filth.
The spirit of an old gold digger with a sizeable beard and a wooden left leg was spotted at the water's edge at Columbia Reservoir pointing at the onlooker. This exact ghost has been spotted over and over again in this place. One thing's for certain, it's a chilling ghost that should be avoided.
A space alien from Saturn was perceived seated at a coffee table in a Cayce trailer.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly
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been distinguished looking at people in a Cayce flat through a door crack.
The ghost of an elderly woman carrying a gun is repeatedly made out in Bates Park on a dark night hiding a body by a large rock.
A colossal marten is rumored to have been made out on a few instances in a deserted place near Cayce.
The martian crew member
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of a UFO may be distinguished very frequently up on Quinine Hill stacking boulders.
Count Dracula has every now and then been witnessed dispatching a box at a Cayce post office.
The ghost of an old Indian chief is once in a while spotted in Congaree Swamp National Monument outside the park headquarters munching on a sandwich. One of the local residents steadfastly alleges that this phantom gets pleasure from frightening unwise people who have the nerve to disrupt the silence in Cayce.
A gargantuan roebuck has allegedly been distinguished on many occasions right by Aiken State Natural Area smoking a pipe.
A pitch black rat that turned into a female may every so often be witnessed guzzling fuel from a gas pump at a refueling station in Cayce. Several of the folks who live here declare this ghost likes scaring unwise people who come trying to locate ghosts in Cayce.
A big scary beast has often been made out discussing into the air as if someone besides was there.
An alien from planet Mars is repeatedly
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noticed walking a Great Dane around midnight on a shadowy Cayce street.
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Ghost Sightings From Cayce
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Ghost Sightings From Cayce
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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