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An alien vacationer from another solar system has been said to have been distinguished on several occasions in Catawba Indian Reservation around midnight looking creepy.
A massive fish was noticed trying on shoes in a Catawba trailer.
A space man from another solar system came into view by Waxhaw Creek howling at the bystander to disappear.
A massive beaver was perceived ascending out from a manhole on a Catawba avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A semi translucent gentleman outfitted as the captain of a boat came into sight nosing around in mailboxes at midnight in Catawba. The phantom did not care that there was somebody else present. A lot of locals argue this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Catawba many years ago.
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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