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These are some lies we made up about Cassatt.
An Iguanodon has been seen on frequent occasions in the center of Beaverdam Branch talking into the thin air.
The ghost of a gravely mangled huntsman pulling a dead coyote can every now and then be made out in Kershaw County Fairgrounds in the early morning hours reading a newsletter.
A very large ox has often been seen by a man hiking along a trail close to Cassatt.
An alien tourist from the cosmos is frequently perceived taking a rest on a stool in a building in Cassatt.
The Gingerbread Man can frequently be made out strolling from flat to flat in the early morning hours on a Cassatt road.
A woman devoid of a head can be seen repeatedly staring by Congaree Swamp National Monument. In any case, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that any rational person wouldn't want to bump into.
A guy lacking a head is sometimes distinguished at the entrance to Andrew Jackson State Park attempting to articulate something. A local man
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alleges that this ghost is that of a local resident who had a house here in Cassatt a long time ago. Regardless of what people exclaim, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Cassatt
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Ghost Sightings From Cassatt
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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