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These are some lies we made up about Carlisle.
A giant ocelot is rumored to have been perceived on numerous instances late in the night chasing a passing Chevy on a shadowy road next to Carlisle.
The ghost of a civil war warrior may frequently be seen in the backseat of a Pontiac by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night. No matter what people state, this is a nasty spirit that is better not messed with.
The phantom of a badly charred female may be spotted time and again pulling up weeds in the yard of a house in Carlisle.
An ET has sometimes been made out gulping water from Fairforest Shoal before dawn.
The ghost of an engine driver is once in a while made out smoking a pipe in Buffalo Mill Historic District late at night. Either way, it certainly is a creepy ghost that you don't want to run into around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Carlisle
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Ghost Sightings From Carlisle
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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