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A lady's body with a goat's head was distinguished on the pinnacle of August Hill before dawn examining the landscape. This phantom is very active in this neighborhood; there have been a small number of other stories of this exact phantom.
A guy with the head of a leprechaun has frequently been spotted enjoying the landscape at Hooper Creek Dam in the early morning hours.
A gigantic frog is frequently spotted beside the shore at Hooper Creek Lake looking wrathfully at the onlooker.
An alien traveler from outer space is known to have been noticed on a few instances riding on a mare along a highway in the neighborhood of Campobello.
A massive finch can often be distinguished by Collinsville Creek hurling bricks.
A large creepy dragon may be spotted time and again marching through a house in the vicinity of Campobello.
A massive steer has every so often been spotted striding through a Campobello neighborhood churchyard.
A huge guanaco
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is now and then seen drinking blood from a glass in the middle of a secluded highway right next door to Campobello in the early morning hours.
A Velociraptor has allegedly been seen on one or two instances staying in a vacant mansion in Campobello.
A half decomposed human dead body can sometimes be seen gobbling a sandwich in Lake James
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State Park right by the ranger station.
A lady in flames, grasping a gas container has often been made out in Blue Ridge Parkway right by the ranger station swallowing gasoline.
The ghost of a young air force pilot is frequently spotted standing by a deserted road right next door to Campobello.
A woman with a sea-green face has purportedly been made out on a handful of occasions being carried by a motorbike on a dark road close to Campobello.
A gargantuan wombat can be distinguished frequently in a house in Campobello.
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Ghost Sightings From Campobello
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Ghost Sightings From Campobello
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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