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These are some lies we made up about Cameron.
A space man from planet Mercury appeared striding by the side of a secluded highway in close proximity to Cameron.
A huge gazelle was distinguished heaving pebbles into Bull Pond before dawn.
An enormous tiger was made out appearing terrifying by Little Bull Swamp.
A space alien from deep space has often been noticed sitting in an armchair in a home next to Cameron.
The phantom of a man holding a blood-splattered spear is regularly spotted going berserk by Antley Spring Branch. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Cameron
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Ghost Sightings From Cameron
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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