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These are some lies we made up about Camden.
The ghost of an airliner pilot emerged in a mirror in a Camden residence; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror. Alarmed by the watchers the ghost fled into the dark.
A huge weasel was witnessed beside Brevards Spring at the stroke of midnight calling out people's names.
A massive hippopotamus was witnessed dragging a corpse over rocks in Boykin Park around midnight.
Cinderella has repeatedly been made out on the pinnacle of Cantey Hill before dawn looking at the vista.
The frightening ghost of a Hun is regularly spotted going nuts at Hermitage Mill Pond Dam around midnight. Loads of locals argue this phantom is the stressed soul of a former Camden local person.
A space invader from planet Neptune is known to have been perceived on frequent instances dragging a body from the chilly water of Berkeley Branch around midnight.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire can frequently be perceived seeking a book under a parked Chevy
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in a Camden parking lot after midnight. People who have witnessed this ghost declare this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Camden before the present.
A space invader from the cosmos may be made out frequently in a Camden area supermarket, staggering the aisles.
A colossal koodoo has occasionally
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been spotted swallowing blood from a container very late at night by a mailbox in Camden.
The ghost of a pregnant woman has allegedly been seen on numerous instances trying to find a picture at the entrance to Congaree Swamp National Monument.
The ghost of a young man in a winter coat has repeatedly been spotted taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Camden apartment having a hotdog.
Genghis Khan has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances smoking a pipe by Andrew Jackson State Park.
A headless gentleman can regularly be made out strolling through a building in Camden.
The ghost of a surgeon with a bloody uniform may be made out time and again traveling on a donkey along a highway right next door to Camden.
A huge rabbit has every now and then been distinguished marching through a flat near Camden.
An alien is every so often made out at a coin operated phone in Camden talking on the telephone.
Frankenstein's Monster has been said to have been perceived on a few instances
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striding through a Camden area burial ground.
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Ghost Sightings From Camden
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Ghost Sightings From Camden
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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