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These are some lies we made up about Calhoun Falls.
A massive ocelot has repeatedly been witnessed in an apartment in the neighborhood of Calhoun Falls.
The spirit of a gentleman with the sign of the devil engraved into his forehead is frequently witnessed in a sail boat on Calhoun Falls Country Club Lake staring crossly at the viewer.
A space alien from another world may often be spotted at Lake Forrest Subdivision Dam very late at night taking pleasure in the scenery.
A space invader may be distinguished repeatedly heaving rocks in Trotters Shoals at night.
A Stegosaurus has now and then been made out in Calhoun Falls Park in the early morning hours piling chunks of concrete.
A gargantuan kid is sometimes perceived gulping blood from a container in the middle of Beaverdam Creek.
One of the three Little Pigs has supposedly been perceived on numerous instances by Cherokee Shoals at night devouring a burger.
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Ghost Sightings From Calhoun Falls
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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