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These are some lies we made up about Buffalo.
The ghost of a hobo can from time to time be observed hiding a dead body by a big rock in Buffalo Mill Historic District late at night. One thing's for certain, it is unquestionably a creepy spirit that is rather not interrupted.
A space invader from the cosmos was spotted drinking water from Fairforest Shoal late at night.
The martian captain of a flying saucer showed up searching for a picture by a parked Chrysler in a Buffalo parking lot at night.
The spirit of an old sorceress was noticed shuffling orbs around late at night by a mailbox in Buffalo. There have been other stories on the subject of this phantom in the neighborhood. Locals allege that this ghost is the undead spirit of a long dead Buffalo resident. Nevertheless, this spirit unquestionably is terrifying; one that you would not want to come across in the early morning hours.
A guy with a big hole through his chest came into view marching through an apartment in Buffalo. Further
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people nearby have had identical sightings involving an identical spirit. A person who lives here says that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Buffalo in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Buffalo
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Ghost Sightings From Buffalo
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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