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A space man from another world may frequently be made out tossing pebbles into the current at Beech Branch late at night.
A space alien can be observed over and over again staring through trailer windows in Brunson at the stroke of midnight.
Julius Ceasar has every now and then been distinguished shining a lamp in Lake Warren State Park around midnight.
A beheaded woman is sometimes witnessed going through garbage container on a Brunson residential road. One of the residents strongly says that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long dead Brunson local resident.
The martian navigator of a UFO has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Brunson.
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The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
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