|
| |
Bowman, South Carolina Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Bowman.
An extremely large guinea pig has once in a while been distinguished gripping a human headbone in the center of Buck Branch.
An alien from planet Neptune is now and then perceived crying by Black Bay.
An extraterrestrial from another planet is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Bowman.
A drifting spirit can occasionally be noticed very late at night staring over Durbin Bay.
The spirit of a youthful Indian fighter was spotted performing a tune on a harpsichord in a Bowman building. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being noticed.
The martian captain of a UFO came into sight in a Bowman highschool at the stroke of midnight pacing the hallways.
Aristotle was perceived meditating in Colleton State Park quite near the ranger station.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Bowman
Submit a lie about Bowman, South Carolina:
Other untruthful towns near Bowman, South Carolina:
Rowesville, South Carolina, 10 miles away
Cameron, South Carolina, 12 miles away
Elloree, South Carolina, 13 miles away
Vance, South Carolina, 15 miles away
Cordova, South Carolina, 16 miles away
Orangeburg, South Carolina, 16 miles away
Santee, South Carolina, 18 miles away
Holly Hill, South Carolina, 19 miles away
Cope, South Carolina, 19 miles away
Saint Matthews, South Carolina, 19 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
South Carolina
|
Ghost Sightings From Bowman
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
MORE JOKES
|
