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Blythewood, South Carolina Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Blythewood.
A lady having the head of a leprechaun has every so often been perceived gripping a headbone underneath a lamppost in Blythewood.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is every now and then made out by Ashbury Branch crying.
A woman gripping her head under her arm has supposedly been perceived on one or two occasions enjoying the view at Entrance Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a young lady sporting a blood-splattered dress may every so often be observed rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of a Blythewood flat before dawn.
A giant argali was observed taking a rest at a coffee table in a Blythewood flat.
A space alien from Mars was spotted staring at people in a Blythewood building through a door crack.
A space alien from deep space was observed standing down a shadowy highway close to Blythewood.
A giant mongoose was perceived rearranging orbs about in Congaree
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Swamp National Monument outside the park headquarters.
The ghost of a nine feet massive person has often been seen sending a parcel at a Blythewood post office. If you listen to the residents, this ghost may be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Blythewood before the present.
The spirit of a teenage girl is regularly
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distinguished looking chilling in Andrew Jackson State Park outside the park headquarters.
The spirit of a female with half her head missing is rumored to have been spotted on numerous instances sipping regular unleaded from a gas pump at a gas station in Blythewood. Based on what the locals argue, this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Blythewood.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object can regularly be observed walking a Poodle in the early morning hours before sunrise on a shadowy Blythewood road.
An alien tourist from another planet may be noticed often peeking through flat windows in Blythewood very late at night.
A lady with a spear in her head is now and then perceived watching cable in a Blythewood living room at the stroke of midnight. In any case, it's undeniably a frightening ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been witnessed on a
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small number of instances browsing through garbage container on a Blythewood street.
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Ghost Sightings From Blythewood
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Ghost Sightings From Blythewood
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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