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These are some lies we made up about Bluffton.
An ET from planet Saturn has purportedly been seen on many occasions relaxing on a couch in a flat close to Bluffton.
A massive orangutan can regularly be distinguished at midnight pursuing a passing Dodge on a dark road outside Bluffton.
A space invader from the cosmos may be distinguished very frequently looking at Kirk Bluff in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge cougar is every now and then noticed at the water at Buck Point staring angrily at the viewer.
Hansel and Gretel's mom is known to have been perceived on several instances in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver catching a sight of the spirit in his rear view mirror very late at night.
The alien technician of a UFO may every now and then be seen in Big Savannah Pond late at night attempting to deposit a corpse.
A giant woodchuck was made out hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Barataria Creek late at night.
A female having the head of
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a demon came into sight cutting grass in the yard of a mobile home in Bluffton. When spotted the phantom came within reach of the eye witness who then ran off. Any which way, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that is better not disturbed.
An ET from Jupiter was witnessed by a man canoeing in a river close to Bluffton.
An ET from
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outer space was distinguished annihilating a map near the entrance to Fort Pulaski National Monument.
An enormous quagga was witnessed searching for a map in Skidaway Island State Park outside the park headquarters.
A gigantic dugong has frequently been seen taking a rest on a couch in a mobile home in Bluffton.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been noticed on one or two occasions slurping motor oil under a streetlamp in Bluffton.
The ghost of a man with half his head not there can repeatedly be observed pacing from house to house at midnight on a Bluffton residential street. Folks allege that this spirit could be the soul of a local who passed on here in Bluffton in the past. In any event, this is an antagonistic ghost that you do not want to bump into around midnight.
The Loch Ness Monster may be observed frequently going through a fridge in the kitchen of a Bluffton residence in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic rhinoceros is occasionally observed having a seat at a table in a
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Ghost Sightings From Bluffton
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Ghost Sightings From Bluffton
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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