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These are some lies we made up about Blenheim.
An extremely large burro can often be noticed at Big Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise hurling chunks of concrete into the flow.
A man with a sword in his head can be witnessed very frequently on a dark night fluttering over Sandhill Bay. A number of of the locals declare this ghost likes startling foolish folks who are brave enough to interrupt the peace in Blenheim. One thing is for certain, this is an intimidating phantom that should be kept away from.
The ghost of a mailman is every so often witnessed slurping blood from a container by Burnt Bay. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost can be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Blenheim in the past.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship is known to have been perceived on numerous occasions looking at Hunts Bluff in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gargantuan opossum can occasionally be witnessed staring down into the water at Culps Neck around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Blenheim
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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