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These are some lies we made up about Blair.
An ET from another solar system can once in a while be made out late at night running after a passing Jeep on a gloomy road close to Blair.
Alexander the Great has regularly been noticed in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver setting eyes on the spirit in his rear view mirror before sunrise.
A giant lemur has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of instances picking flowers in the front yard of a flat in Blair.
A colossal ape can frequently be distinguished at Chappel Branch after midnight hurling chunks of concrete into the flow.
Count Dracula can be seen repeatedly sitting on a sofa in a residence in Blair.
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Ghost Sightings From Blair
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
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