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These are some lies we made up about Blackville.
A very large kangaroo materialized laundering a blood-splattered rag in Healing Springs late in the night.
A lady lacking a head was perceived trying to locate an object by a parked Chrysler in a Blackville parking lot after midnight. The arrival of the witness scared the spirit who then disappeared.
A gentleman devoid of a head was observed gulping apple juice in Barnwell State Park on a dark night. The ghost mumbled about avenging a murder.
The spirit of an old prospector with a large mustache and a wooden left leg has regularly been made out crawling out of Booker Pond soaked in mud late in the night.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft is regularly distinguished articulating into the thin air by Dry Branch.
A space alien from Saturn has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions searching for a man in the early morning hours by a road sign in Blackville.
An alien from outer space can repeatedly be observed sitting
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at the kitchen counter in a Blackville trailer weeping.
The spirit of an elderly female carrying a gun can be perceived very often screaming quite near the entrance to Aiken State Natural Area. Regardless of what, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer has sometimes been noticed looking at Congaree Swamp National Monument.
Galileo is every now and then distinguished strolling through a mobile home in Blackville.
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Ghost Sightings From Blackville
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
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