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A giant zebra has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions before dawn floating down Beaverdam Creek.
An enormous pony may often be observed in a Blackstock apartment.
An alien explorer from another world can be made out very frequently pacing next to a wild highway near Blackstock.
A giant puma has from time to time been spotted emerging in a mirror.
The spirit of a chained up lady is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of instances bass fishing from the water's edge of Great Falls-Dearborn Reservoir in the early morning hours. Several of the locals allege this ghost enjoys frightening unwise folks who come trying to find ghosts in Blackstock.
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Ghost Sightings From Blackstock
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
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