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These are some lies we made up about Blacksburg.
An Allosaurus was seen meditating in Cherokee Ford Recreation Area at midnight.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft appeared sitting at the kitchen counter in a Blacksburg mobile home.
An extremely large platypus was noticed taking pleasure in the surroundings at Bookout Dam in the early morning hours.
A lady with a semi transparent body was spotted gazing irritably at the viewer on the water's edge of Fiber Industies Water Supply Lake. The bystander ran away immediately after he spotted the ghost.
The ghost of a guy having on a law enforcement uniform has repeatedly been perceived staring at folks in a Blacksburg flat through a keyhole. If you talk to the locals, this spirit is that of a local person who settled here in Blacksburg long ago. No matter what people say, this is an intimidating ghost that is preferably not messed with.
The ghost of an old guy with a big white mustache is frequently distinguished next to Gaston
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Shoals at midnight digging a cavity. If you listen to what the people who live here allege, this spirit loves startling unwise folks who are brave enough to disturb the serenity in Blacksburg.
A woman with a spear sticking out of her head has purportedly been perceived on several occasions viewing the view from the pinnacle of Draytonville Mountain
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in the early morning hours.
An enormous pig can regularly be made out at Bear Creek at the stroke of midnight tossing pieces of wood into the water.
An martian voyager from another world has every now and then been perceived trying to get cars to stop by a murky road near Blacksburg.
An ET from another planet is every now and then spotted downing fuel from a gas pump at a gas station in Blacksburg.
The Gingerbread Man is known to have been perceived on several occasions smoking a cigar in Crowders Mountain State Park by the ranger station.
A space alien may now and then be witnessed speaking into the thin air as if someone else was in attendance.
A massive lion is repeatedly noticed walking a Collie before dawn on a shadowy Blacksburg lane.
Plato has purportedly been observed on a few instances watching shows in a Blacksburg living room at the stroke of midnight.
A giant elk can often be seen browsing through trash cans on a Blacksburg residential road.
A gargantuan aoudad may be
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distinguished very frequently on a Blacksburg avenue in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Blacksburg
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Ghost Sightings From Blacksburg
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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