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These are some lies we made up about Bishopville.
A giant squirrel has frequently been distinguished ascending up from a manhole on a Bishopville lane around midnight.
A gentleman having a knife in his head is often seen snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Bishopville. If you listen to the people who live here, this phantom could be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Bishopville some time ago.
Napoleon Bonaparte has purportedly been observed on a small number of occasions pointing at the eye witness in Bishopville Commercial Historic District very late at night.
A massive cheetah may repeatedly be distinguished in the center of Beaverdam Creek howling at the eye witness to be off.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy has sometimes been seen playing a song on a fiddle in a Bishopville home.
The ghost of a mail carrier is every now and then seen near Cheraw State Park scraping out a cavity. Many locals allege this spirit
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is almost certainly the struggling spirit of a person who used to reside here in Bishopville. Regardless of what folks exclaim, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that should be shunned.
A colossal parakeet has been perceived on a handful of occasions at Congaree Swamp National Monument destroying a hat.
A space invader from outer
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space may from time to time be noticed in a Bishopville school in the early morning hours before sunrise pacing the halls.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft is often made out in a residence in the neighborhood of Bishopville.
A feminine character may frequently be distinguished searching for a shoe underneath a parked pickup in a Bishopville parking lot before dawn. One thing is for sure, it's a scary ghost that is better not upset.
An alien from Saturn has from time to time been seen in a Bishopville area clothing store, staggering the aisles.
The phantom of a gentleman grasping a sword is every now and then perceived reading a magazine before sunrise by a road sign in Bishopville. Locals who have distinguished this spirit declare this spirit is the undeceased soul of a long forgotten Bishopville person who lived here.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets has been seen on several instances pacing through a house in Bishopville. Folks argue that this ghost is that of a resident
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who had a home here in Bishopville long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Bishopville
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Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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