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These are some lies we made up about Bethune.
A lady burning, gripping a gas container was made out trying on socks in a Bethune mobile home. The bystander ran away after she set eyes on the ghost.
The spirit of a grower having on a straw hat became visible weeping by Beard Branch. When the witness came into sight the ghost ran away. Anyway, this spirit undoubtedly is frightening; one that you would not want to come across very late at night.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object was witnessed digging a gap in the ground in Sandhills State Forest late at night.
A young girl dressed in a blood-splattered prom dress came into sight trying to snatch something at the shore at Horton Pond. The ghost spoke of avenging a murder. Several of the folks who live in this town argue this ghost gets pleasure from startling unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Bethune. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to meet.
A female
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with a sea-green face was spotted in Sandy Grove Park before dawn meditating. The onlooker got scared and fled. No matter what, it certainly is a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Bethune
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Ghost Sightings From Bethune
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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