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These are some lies we made up about Bennettsville.
The ghost of a bum may be witnessed often standing by a wild road in the neighborhood of Bennettsville. A local woman asserts that this ghost is the struggling soul of a former Bennettsville local.
A space alien from planet Mars has every so often been observed in Bennettsville Historic District around midnight digging a nook.
A space man from outer space is from time to time seen down next to the shore at Lake Wallace piling pebbles.
The ghost of a young woman drenched in blood has been said to have been spotted on many occasions in the middle of Beverly Creek devastating a map. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to come across.
An extraterrestrial may occasionally be spotted mounted on a bike on a shady road close to Bennettsville.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was seen sipping orange juice by Machine Branch.
A huge lynx appeared at the stroke of midnight staring over Sandhill Bay.
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gentleman with a large hole through his torso appeared by Gardners Bluff reading a newspaper. The phantom didn't seem to be worried by the viewers. No matter what, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gargantuan antelope was spotted in a building in Bennettsville.
A cyclop was witnessed in a Bennettsville
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apartment.
A gentleman with the head of a demon is often noticed looking quite near Weymouth Woods - Sandhills State Park. One of the locals strongly argues that this ghost is that of a person who had a home here in Bennettsville in the past.
A semi decayed human corpse has been spotted on a handful of occasions strolling alongside a wild road right next door to Bennettsville.
An alien traveler from the cosmos can repeatedly be spotted coming into sight in a bedroom mirror.
A colossal frog may be witnessed often after midnight chasing a passing VW on a dark highway close to Bennettsville.
The ghost of a planter in a straw hat has every so often been distinguished in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror very late at night.
A young-looking girl sporting a blood-covered dress is sometimes noticed cutting grass in the front yard of a home in Bennettsville.
A large frightening beast is known to have been distinguished on numerous instances by a lady
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hiking along a trail near Bennettsville.
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Ghost Sightings From Bennettsville
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Ghost Sightings From Bennettsville
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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