|
| |
Belton, South Carolina Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Belton.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has regularly been witnessed near the shore at Broadmouth Creek Watershed Eight Lake heaving stones.
An martian tourist from space is often perceived scraping out an outlet at Holidays Bridge Dam at midnight.
The ghost of a pregnant female is known to have been seen on a small number of occasions by Beaverdam Creek mounding chunks of concrete. One thing is for sure, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A headless gentleman may be spotted often in Muldrow Park before dawn hiding a dead body by a large rock. If you listen to what the locals say, this ghost is that of a local resident who had a home here in Belton long ago.
An ET from Saturn has once in a while been seen trying to get cars to stop in the middle of a gloomy road in the neighborhood of Belton.
Marco Polo is every so often distinguished mailing a parcel at a Belton post office.
A woman with
| |
|
her head and right arm and right leg removed can every so often be perceived drinking fuel from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Belton. Loads of folks who live here say this ghost gets pleasure from scaring people who come searching for ghosts in Belton. Anyhow, it sure is a scary phantom that should be kept away from.
An extraterrestrial
| |
| |
from another part of the galaxy was made out walking a Great Dane in the early morning hours before sunrise on a dark Belton road.
A gargantuan alligator came into view watching TV in a Belton living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A sphinx was spotted quite near the entrance to Bobby Brown State Park reading a book.
An alien emerged trying to find somebody near Blue Ridge Parkway.
An enormous ewe was seen browsing through trash container on a Belton lane.
A military uniform marching about with no body in it was noticed on a Belton lane late at night. Many folks in the vicinity have had similar incidents involving a very similar ghost. In any case, this is a bad phantom that is rather not disturbed.
An enormous shrew has regularly been made out hovering in the air like a balloon in Belton.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet is often distinguished looking at an old woman slumbering on a couch in a home in Belton.
A huge bighorn may often be distinguished trying on
|
|
socks in a Belton residence.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Belton
Submit a lie about Belton, South Carolina:
Other untruthful towns near Belton, South Carolina:
Williamston, South Carolina, 6 miles away
Pelzer, South Carolina, 8 miles away
Honea Path, South Carolina, 8 miles away
Anderson, South Carolina, 10 miles away
Piedmont, South Carolina, 13 miles away
Due West, South Carolina, 13 miles away
Starr, South Carolina, 14 miles away
Lowndesville, South Carolina, 16 miles away
Iva, South Carolina, 16 miles away
Sandy Springs, South Carolina, 17 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
South Carolina
|
Ghost Sightings From Belton
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
MORE JOKES
|
