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An exceptionally scary ghost is often made out scooping out a hole down by Nail Spring around midnight.
An ET from planet Neptune is rumored to have been spotted on a few instances flinging stones into Ebbs Lake very late at night.
A space invader from outer space can frequently be distinguished crawling out of a storm drain on a Beech Island avenue on a dark night.
Henry VIII may be made out often playing a melody on a guitar in a Beech Island trailer.
A gigantic elk has from time to time been made out by New Savannah Bluff Lock And Dam on a dark night looking at the water.
The spirit of an elderly lady grasping a shot gun is now and then observed at Bradford Point before sunrise gazing down into the water. Several of the people who live in this town allege this spirit is almost certainly the struggling spirit of a local resident who used to have a house here in Beech Island. One thing is for sure, it's a chilling phantom that should
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be left alone.
A medusa is known to have been observed on many occasions in the early morning hours drifting by on Butler Creek.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship can once in a while be perceived late at night leading a guided exploration of New Savannah Bluff to a party of ghosts.
A space invader from Saturn
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was distinguished in a mirror in a Beech Island flat; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
A colossal finch materialized on the peak of Whites Mound after midnight glancing at the view.
An extremely large gazelle was observed by Phinizy Swamp screaming.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos appeared in Courthouse Square in the early morning hours before sunrise dragging a corpse across the ground.
The ghost of a flight attendant was observed in a building right next door to Beech Island. When the bystander materialized the spirit ran away.
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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