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An alien from planet Venus may be made out often looking at night by a mailbox in Beaufort.
A youthful girl dressed in a blood-covered wedding dress has once in a while been spotted struggling to seize something mid stream in Albergottie Creek. It has been argued that this specific ghost is that of a resident who dwelled here in Beaufort before the present.
A Chupacabra is every now and then perceived by Barnwell Bluff reflecting.
A huge mole has been perceived on one or two instances in Arthur Horne Nature Park in the early morning hours before sunrise scaring folks.
An ET from another part of the galaxy may now and then be spotted sitting at the kitchen counter in a Beaufort mobile home shouting people's names.
A woman with a sea-green face was perceived staggering through a flat in Beaufort. When the ghost was noticed it vanished into the thin air.
A colossal mountain goat was distinguished yelling at the eye witness to
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be off down near the waterfront at Burckmyers Beach.
A space invader came into sight flinging pebbles near the water at Brickyard Point.
A guy having a sword in his head was spotted riding on a mule next to a road near Beaufort. Alarmed by the bystanders the ghost vanished into the darkness.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial
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spacecraft has regularly been seen gazing over Warsaw Flats in the early morning hours.
A guy's body with the head of a goat is often noticed at a pay phone in Beaufort talking on the phone. Based on what the local residents argue, this ghost likes scaring foolhardy folks who are courageous enough to disrupt the silence in Beaufort.
An martian voyager from outer space has been spotted on numerous instances at Skidaway Island State Park trying to locate a bag.
The ghost of a man carrying a sword can frequently be distinguished consuming a tomato in Fort Moultrie National Monument quite near the park headquarters.
A space man from planet Mercury may be seen time and again strolling through a Beaufort neighborhood burial ground.
The ghost of a woman having a name etched into her hand has every now and then been perceived reading a book in the middle of a desolate road in close proximity to Beaufort before dawn.
The ghost of a woman with a stiletto in her head is once in a while perceived hanging out in
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a derelict dwelling in Beaufort. Folks who have made out this spirit assert this spirit takes pleasure in startling foolish people who come seeking spirits in Beaufort.
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Ghost Sightings From Beaufort
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Ghost Sightings From Beaufort
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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