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These are some lies we made up about Batesburg.
Ludwig van Beethoven showed up having a seat in an armchair in an apartment in Batesburg.
The ghost of a young woman soaked in blood was spotted in Batesburg Commercial Historic District after midnight hiding a corpse by a big boulder. This ghost is incredibly active in this neighborhood; there have been many other sightings of this individual ghost.
A gigantic grizzly bear has repeatedly been witnessed flinging pebbles into the flow at Bates Branch in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an old hag is repeatedly seen trying to verbalize something next to a lamppost in Batesburg. A local resident asserts that this ghost is the undeparted soul of an old Batesburg person who lived here. One thing's for sure, it is unquestionably a menacing ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A dinosaur has supposedly been made out on a small number of instances walking from apartment to apartment at night on a Batesburg road.
A gigantic chipmunk
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can be noticed very frequently in Aiken State Natural Area by the ranger station reasoning.
Rapunzel has once in a while been distinguished browsing through a freezer in the kitchen of a Batesburg flat very late at night.
A giant jaguar is occasionally witnessed sitting at a coffee table in a Batesburg residence.
A gentleman with
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a sizeable hole through his torso has allegedly been seen on a small number of instances near the entrance to Congaree Swamp National Monument looking creepy. Well, this is an antagonistic ghost that you don't want to bump into very late at night.
A female's body having a dog's head can from time to time be made out in a desolate place near Batesburg. In any event, it's a scary ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to meet.
Leonardo da Vinci has frequently been made out sending a letter at a Batesburg post office.
A massive lemur is often witnessed verbalizing into the thin air as if someone else was there.
A very large ferret has supposedly been perceived on one or two instances walking a Bulldog before sunrise on a murky Batesburg lane.
A space invader from another solar system can regularly be noticed peeping through residence windows in Batesburg around midnight.
A minotaur has sometimes been seen watching cable in a Batesburg living room before sunrise.
A man with the head of
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a demon is once in a while distinguished on a Batesburg street after midnight. Whatever folks say, it's sure a creepy ghost that should be avoided.
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Ghost Sightings From Batesburg
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Ghost Sightings From Batesburg
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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