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These are some lies we made up about Barnwell.
A very large elephant can be spotted very often on the summit of Barnwell Hill very late at night looking at the view.
The phantom of a pregnant woman is every so often observed gulping water from White Oak Spring before sunrise. Loads of people who live here assert this ghost may be a famous past local of Barnwell.
A very large baboon has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of instances searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Barnwell building in the early morning hours.
A beheaded gentleman was observed gazing down into the water at Bannon Point before dawn. The observer ran away when she noticed the ghost. People here who have distinguished this ghost allege this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long departed Barnwell local.
A space invader from planet Saturn was seen chucking pebbles into the stream at Buck Creek on a dark night.
A woman with her head and left arm and left leg chopped off became visible dragging
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a dead body through some bushes in Barnwell State Park late at night. When the watcher came into sight the phantom ran away.
An alien from space was distinguished looking at folks in a Barnwell house through a keyhole.
A space alien has often been seen walking next to a shadowy highway right next door to Barnwell.
A large frightening
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ogre is regularly spotted smoking a pipe in Aiken State Natural Area quite near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a guy grasping a bloody spear has been spotted on a small number of instances swallowing gasoline from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Barnwell.
The martian mechanic of a UFO may frequently be seen gripping a cranium in Congaree Swamp National Monument right by the ranger station.
A massive bull has every so often been perceived discussing into the night as if somebody else was present.
A giant ground hog is now and then observed looking through mobile home windows in Barnwell late at night.
A space man from planet Venus has been said to have been distinguished on a few instances going through garbage container on a Barnwell residential road.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy can sometimes be seen on a Barnwell residential street in the early morning hours.
The martian technician of a flying saucer has repeatedly been made out looking at a guy snoozing on the floor in
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Ghost Sightings From Barnwell
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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