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These are some lies we made up about Bamberg.
The phantom of a guy in an armed forces uniform has every so often been observed in Bamberg Historic District on a dark night pulling a cadaver through some bushes.
A gigantic mandrill has allegedly been spotted on many instances pulling a corpse from the freezing water of Colt Branch at the stroke of midnight.
A medieval armor devoid of a human being inside has frequently been made out down at Glendale Springs at the stroke of midnight calling names of people. In any case, it's without a doubt a scary ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A sizeable bloodcurdling dragon is regularly spotted struggling to dump a corpse in Brunston Swamp late in the night.
A space invader from deep space is rumored to have been spotted on a few occasions up on the apex of Quartemans Hill staring irritably at the watcher.
A partly translucent man outfitted as the skipper of a vessel may often be perceived in a Bamberg mobile home.
A massive musk
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deer can be spotted frequently showing up in a closet mirror.
An ET is sometimes perceived in the early morning hours pursuing a passing pickup on a dark road near Bamberg.
The ghost of a young-looking guy having on a confederate uniform is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions in the rear seat of a vehicle by the driver
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spotting the phantom in his rear view mirror before dawn. People declare that this ghost is in all probability the undead ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Bamberg. No matter what people say, this is a hostile ghost that should be stayed away from.
The ghost of a bound up man may now and then be perceived in Aiken State Natural Area quite near the park headquarters devouring a fish.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object was seen smoking a cigar at Congaree Swamp National Monument.
The ghost of a street bum emerged cutting grass in the front garden of an apartment in Bamberg. Other people close by have had equivalent occurrences with a quite similar ghost.
An alien from planet Saturn was perceived by a lady hunting in a forest next to Bamberg.
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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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