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These are some lies we made up about Aynor.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship may be made out repeatedly flashing a flash light at South Carolina Noname I6039 Dam before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system is occasionally seen reasoning near the water at Burnt Bay.
An alien from another solar system is known to have been observed on many occasions frightening folks by Broadway Branch.
An ET can every so often be made out struggling to dump a cadaver in Big Swamp at midnight.
A giant kid has regularly been observed cleaning a blood-covered rag in The Falls very late at night.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft is repeatedly spotted marching through an Aynor neighborhood cemetery.
A gargantuan porcupine may often be observed screaming at the bystander to beat it in the middle of a wild road outside Aynor at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Aynor
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Ghost Sightings From Aynor
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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