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These are some lies we made up about Awendaw.
The ghost of a dentist with a blood-splattered uniform may be perceived over and over again creeping out of I'on Swamp drenched in slime in the early morning hours.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship has once in a while been noticed throwing rocks mid stream in Alston Creek.
A lady with her left arm and left leg chopped off is sometimes witnessed in Cape Romain National Wildlife Refuge after midnight digging a nook.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world has supposedly been spotted on several occasions at Bull Harbor at the stroke of midnight gazing down into the water.
An extraterrestrial from another world may sometimes be seen drinking blood from a jar down by the shore at Lake Awendaw.
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Ghost Sightings From Awendaw
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Ghost Sightings From Awendaw
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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