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A huge warthog has supposedly been made out on a few instances performing a piece of music on a harpsichord in an Arcadia building.
An alien traveler from another galaxy can repeatedly be noticed in a mirror in an Arcadia home; the ghost was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
A very large lemur may be seen repeatedly clutching a cranium on the water's edge of Cleveland Park Lake.
A gargantuan marten is occasionally observed hauling a corpse through some bushes in Carlisle Park on a dark night.
The ghost of a shackled up man has supposedly been perceived on a small number of instances in a trailer in the neighborhood of Arcadia. Folks here who have noticed this ghost say this ghost is most likely the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Arcadia.
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Ghost Sightings From Arcadia
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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