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An alien from planet Mercury was noticed searching for a man after midnight by a road sign in Andrews.
A massive panther has often been made out having a seat at the dining table in an Andrews house grasping a cranium.
The ghost of a young man having on a confederate uniform is often witnessed marching through a trailer in Andrews.
The ghost of a strapped up gentleman has allegedly been witnessed on numerous instances wandering through a mobile home close to Andrews. Locals who have distinguished this ghost assert this ghost may very well be a celebrated days gone by resident of Andrews. Nonetheless, this is an unsympathetic spirit that you wouldn't wish to meet on a dark night.
An alien from outer space may often be noticed at a coin operated phone in Andrews using the phone.
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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